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Handbook for the Recently Deceased T-Shirt

Never Trust the Living

If you've recently found yourself devoid of life (or just devoid of a good outfit), we have the manual for you. The Handbook for the Recently Deceased T-Shirt brings the iconic guide from Beetlejuice to your wardrobe, minus the dusty attic smell.

This tee features the classic maroon cover art that every ghost, ghoul, and bio-exorcist recognizes instantly. Whether you're navigating the afterlife waiting room or just trying to survive a dinner party, this shirt ensures you'll look good even if you can't be seen in mirrors.

Why You'll Love It:

  • Cult Classic Style: A must-have for Tim Burton fans and lovers of 80s nostalgia.

  • Guide to the Afterlife: It reads like a book cover, making it a subtle nod to those who know the reference without screaming it.

  • Premium Comfort: Printed on pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton that feels soft and broken-in right out of the package. It fits like a standard band tee—relaxed shoulders, straight sides, and no boxy stiffness.

Specs:

  • Material: 100% Pre-Shrunk Ring-Spun Cotton

  • Fit: Standard "Band Tee" Fit (Relaxed shoulders/waist)

  • Design: "Handbook for the Recently Deceased" Book Cover

Never Trust the Living

If you've recently found yourself devoid of life (or just devoid of a good outfit), we have the manual for you. The Handbook for the Recently Deceased T-Shirt brings the iconic guide from Beetlejuice to your wardrobe, minus the dusty attic smell.

This tee features the classic maroon cover art that every ghost, ghoul, and bio-exorcist recognizes instantly. Whether you're navigating the afterlife waiting room or just trying to survive a dinner party, this shirt ensures you'll look good even if you can't be seen in mirrors.

Why You'll Love It:

  • Cult Classic Style: A must-have for Tim Burton fans and lovers of 80s nostalgia.

  • Guide to the Afterlife: It reads like a book cover, making it a subtle nod to those who know the reference without screaming it.

  • Premium Comfort: Printed on pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton that feels soft and broken-in right out of the package. It fits like a standard band tee—relaxed shoulders, straight sides, and no boxy stiffness.

Specs:

  • Material: 100% Pre-Shrunk Ring-Spun Cotton

  • Fit: Standard "Band Tee" Fit (Relaxed shoulders/waist)

  • Design: "Handbook for the Recently Deceased" Book Cover

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Never Trust the Living

If you've recently found yourself devoid of life (or just devoid of a good outfit), we have the manual for you. The Handbook for the Recently Deceased T-Shirt brings the iconic guide from Beetlejuice to your wardrobe, minus the dusty attic smell.

This tee features the classic maroon cover art that every ghost, ghoul, and bio-exorcist recognizes instantly. Whether you're navigating the afterlife waiting room or just trying to survive a dinner party, this shirt ensures you'll look good even if you can't be seen in mirrors.

Why You'll Love It:

  • Cult Classic Style: A must-have for Tim Burton fans and lovers of 80s nostalgia.

  • Guide to the Afterlife: It reads like a book cover, making it a subtle nod to those who know the reference without screaming it.

  • Premium Comfort: Printed on pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton that feels soft and broken-in right out of the package. It fits like a standard band tee—relaxed shoulders, straight sides, and no boxy stiffness.

Specs:

  • Material: 100% Pre-Shrunk Ring-Spun Cotton

  • Fit: Standard "Band Tee" Fit (Relaxed shoulders/waist)

  • Design: "Handbook for the Recently Deceased" Book Cover

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