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Make Today Your B--ch Card

Aggressive Encouragement for Tough Days

Soft affirmations are nice, but sometimes you need to grab the day by the collar.

The "Make Today Your B---h" Card combines delicate, vintage floral patterns with pure, unadulterated confidence. The faux cross-stitch design looks sweet from a distance, but the message—"Make Today Your Bitch"—is loud and clear.

Why You Need It:

  • Tough Love: The perfect hype-up card for a friend facing a big test, interview, or breakup.

  • Visual Contrast: We love the mix of Grandma's embroidery style with modern attitude.

  • Daily Reminder: Keep it on your desk to remind yourself who is in charge.

Specs:

  • Size: 5" x 7" (Standard A7)

  • Interior: Blank (for your pep talk)

  • Envelope: Included

Aggressive Encouragement for Tough Days

Soft affirmations are nice, but sometimes you need to grab the day by the collar.

The "Make Today Your B---h" Card combines delicate, vintage floral patterns with pure, unadulterated confidence. The faux cross-stitch design looks sweet from a distance, but the message—"Make Today Your Bitch"—is loud and clear.

Why You Need It:

  • Tough Love: The perfect hype-up card for a friend facing a big test, interview, or breakup.

  • Visual Contrast: We love the mix of Grandma's embroidery style with modern attitude.

  • Daily Reminder: Keep it on your desk to remind yourself who is in charge.

Specs:

  • Size: 5" x 7" (Standard A7)

  • Interior: Blank (for your pep talk)

  • Envelope: Included

$4.99
Make Today Your B--ch Card—
$4.99

Description

Aggressive Encouragement for Tough Days

Soft affirmations are nice, but sometimes you need to grab the day by the collar.

The "Make Today Your B---h" Card combines delicate, vintage floral patterns with pure, unadulterated confidence. The faux cross-stitch design looks sweet from a distance, but the message—"Make Today Your Bitch"—is loud and clear.

Why You Need It:

  • Tough Love: The perfect hype-up card for a friend facing a big test, interview, or breakup.

  • Visual Contrast: We love the mix of Grandma's embroidery style with modern attitude.

  • Daily Reminder: Keep it on your desk to remind yourself who is in charge.

Specs:

  • Size: 5" x 7" (Standard A7)

  • Interior: Blank (for your pep talk)

  • Envelope: Included

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